Did you know. . .
The U.S. has 78 people registered under S. Claus and one under Kriss Kringle
December is the most popular month for nose jobs.
The weight of Santa's sleigh loaded with one Beanie Baby for every kid on earth: 333,333 tons.
Number of reindeers required to pull a 333,333-ton sleigh: 214,206 plus Rudolph.
Average wage of a mall Santa: $11 an hour. With real beard: $20.
To deliver all his gifts in one night, Santa would have to make 822.6 visits per second (at 3,000 times the speed of sound).
At that speed, Santa and his reindeers would instantaneously burst into flames in Earth's atmosphere just like meteors.
Speaking of Santa. . . the sleigh is being packed as I type! This means you now only have TWO Shopping Days left. . .